Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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