I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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