Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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