I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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