Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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