Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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