i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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