508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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