i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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