She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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