its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
We have so much sex to catch up on
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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