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I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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