Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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