No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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