still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
