At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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