I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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