She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
And then my night got REAL pukey
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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