I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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