I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I have fence marks all over my body
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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