where does the pee come out of this thing
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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