After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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