Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
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