Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
