8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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