Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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