Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I queefed so loud it echoed.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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