Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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