I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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