So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Semen is not good for contacts.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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