wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize