marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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