I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
and she was petting her beer can
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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