I just made out with a guy for $7.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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