No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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