White coat. Heels.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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