Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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