Got a toothbrush?
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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