Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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