i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
she smelled like a LAN party
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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