i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Is Oprah even human
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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