after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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