Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
A bitchslap is in order.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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