omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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