Why are handjobs necessary in class?
if only i could text you this smell
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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