i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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