Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
