i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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