I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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