yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
