So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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