i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
