is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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