Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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