The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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